More Red Meat...

• dirt-flavored mouthwash [1/13]
• itch-fighting cortex ointment [2/13]
• the wet snap of an oiled strap [3/13]
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• waxen comedy prosthesis
• death match do-over
• soup skins for top-feeders
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• dimple cheese extractor
• sun-rotted lawn chair of levity
• mustard mints for picnic breath
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