More Red Meat...

• strip-mined comedy ore [2/14]
• drool string ukelele [3/14]
• the flat tire on your inner journey [4/14]
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• butterfly appliqués on the sliding glass door of doom
• underblast afterburn
• non-skid trouser kickplate
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• dirt-flavored mouthwash
• pigeon pudding in your propellor
• bitter mug of nether nog
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