More Red Meat...

• butter-side-down in the diaper bucket [4/80]
• pungent unguent for stump-itch [5/80]
• relentlessly serenaded by dancing chimney sweeps [6/80]
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• runaway thresher at the puppy farm
• it's not just awful...it's god-awful
• quarter-ton bumpercar
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• itch-fighting cortex ointment
• face first into the furnace
• snapped axle on the wonder wagon
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