More Red Meat...

• do-it-yourself lunchmeat slinky [14/123]
• hell-bent for naugahyde [15/123]
• massive otter spill at the oil refinery [16/123]
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• comedy as old and flaccid, yet still as funny as grandma's arm flaps
• high-strung herald of the haphazard
• still-steaming spite-squeezings
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• it's not just awful...it's god-awful
• maggoty morsels of misanthropy
• runaway thresher at the puppy farm
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