More Red Meat...

• woodchucks in the wainscoting [17/123]
• the catsup bottle in your wine rack [18/123]
• the wobbly wheels of wonder [19/123]
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• pungent unguent for stump-itch
• relentlessly serenaded by dancing chimney sweeps
• somersault into the asphalt
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• it's not just awful...it's god-awful
• maggoty morsels of misanthropy
• runaway thresher at the puppy farm
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