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September 20, 1999
More Red Meat...
featuring ted johnson and ted's wife:
fruit-flavored floor wax
[25/123]
therapeutic body-temp sump dunk
[26/123]
testing tedium's tensile strength
[27/123]
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featuring ted johnson:
horse-whip strap lather
dutch rub on your nether lands
countertop tapeworm dispenser
more...
featuring ted's wife:
maggoty morsels of misanthropy
runaway thresher at the puppy farm
it's not just awful...it's god-awful
more...
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