More Red Meat...

• testing tedium's tensile strength [27/125]
• bloated groats in the oat-soaking bowl [28/125]
• poorly drawn by billy, age 8 [29/125]
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• perfectly palatable protein pulp
• jalapeño suppository steering mechanism
• hand-crocheted cozies for your vestigial flippers
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• maggoty morsels of misanthropy
• runaway thresher at the puppy farm
• it's not just awful...it's god-awful
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