More Red Meat...

• marked by the musk of misery [10/15]
• tarnished brass laugh snuffer [11/15]
• ballast tank for the subpar [12/15]
• more...

• moldering melon-balls of mirth
• flamenco-style fingernail removal
• teethmarks in your upholstery
• more...

• four flopping flats on your funmobile
• pocked with hot grommets
• let's be honest... my kid draws like crap
• more...