More Red Meat...

• discontentment's seed pod [8/17]
• humor-impaired squared [9/17]
• the lowest setting on wit's dimmer switch [10/17]
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• mirth-tinged monotony
• protracted laugh famine
• breach in your bilge boots
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• pungent unguent for stump-itch
• maggoty morsels of misanthropy
• the pine-stench of jingle rot
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