More Red Meat...

• humor-impaired squared [9/14]
• the lowest setting on wit's dimmer switch [10/14]
• suctioned funnybone marrow [11/14]
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• mirth-tinged monotony
• protracted laugh famine
• breach in your bilge boots
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• glittering saliva chinstrap
• blood clot in your garden hose
• single-dose gravy ampule
• more...