More Red Meat...

• breach in your bilge boots [7/9]
• plastic footwear stench incubator [8/9]
• pock-marked by hot grommets [9/9]
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• humor-impaired squared
• the lowest setting on wit's dimmer switch
• suctioned funnybone marrow
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• tarnished brass laugh snuffer
• the crinkley caress of crenulated crevice clips
• picnic-sized laugh repellant candle
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