More Red Meat...

• ballast tank for the subpar [12/15]
• tangerines in your tailpipe [13/15]
• hate the throw-up, but not the throw-upper [14/15]
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• flamenco-style fingernail removal
• teethmarks in your upholstery
• the brownish splatters on all that matters
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• the crinkley caress of crenulated crevice clips
• picnic-sized laugh repellant candle
• shimmering strips of sinew
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