More Red Meat...

• standard-issue laugh rations [59/123]
• double your pressure, double your funk [60/123]
• woodchucks in the wainscoting [61/123]
• more...

• non-nutritive humor-flavored paste
• bunions in your bacon bits
• overgrown spite trellis
• more...

• runaway thresher at the puppy farm
• it's not just awful...it's god-awful
• maggoty morsels of misanthropy
• more...