More Red Meat...

• lapels in the lycanthrope leavings [13/17]
• guardrail breach at the humor precipice [14/17]
• hand-crocheted cozies for your vestigial flippers [15/17]
• more...

• belt-mounted effluvium creel
• humor-encrusted poleax
• the mossy mandibles of mundanity
• more...

• mud flap on your manubrium
• cinder block tetherball
• encrusted with dried humor granules
• more...