More Red Meat...

• guardrail breach at the humor precipice [14/18]
• hand-crocheted cozies for your vestigial flippers [15/18]
• cavalcade of the unremarkable [16/18]
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• the mossy mandibles of mundanity
• maximum strength chuckle remover
• belt-mounted effluvium creel
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• plastic footwear stench incubator
• fast-acting panacea antidote
• forcible forays into fecklessness
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