More Red Meat...

• dirt-flavored mouthwash [1/14]
• itch-fighting cortex ointment [2/14]
• the wet snap of an oiled strap [3/14]
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• haplessly hurled humor hunks
• safely ensconced in a gossamer cocoon of ennui
• debilitating nodal poke
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• brass hats for knuckleheads
• oily fritter for your slavering critter
• ham-handedly hogtied hopes
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