More Red Meat...

• jackhammer chiropractic [1/15]
• comedy's malformed twin [2/15]
• your permanent seat on the shortbus [3/15]
• more...

• open wider for the magic cider
• the chitinous coating of your cares
• horse-whip strap lather
• more...

• forty-foot high yuletidal wave
• rust-colored rivulets of regret [new]
• bitter mug of nether nog
• more...