More Red Meat...

• still waiting for a beep from the handheld humor detector [101/123]
• rubberized road to rapture [102/123]
• feckless foray into the fundament [103/123]
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• still-twitching humor gobbets
• burgeoning badinage blight
• shriveled conifer of despondence
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• runaway thresher at the puppy farm
• it's not just awful...it's god-awful
• maggoty morsels of misanthropy
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