More Red Meat...

• the telltale tickle of tape worms [1/31]
• gargling with the goulash [2/31]
• comedy as old and flaccid, yet still as funny as grandma's arm flaps [3/31]
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• the mellifluous milk of monotony
• panoramic pageant of poop
• minuscule flyspeck spatula
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• redeye to anhedonia
• pulsating petri dish of peril
• glory road sinkhole
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