More Red Meat...

• paroxysm of pure paltriness [124/125]
• skim milk for weak tea [125/125]
• the unmistakable splatter of rotten mellons [1/125]
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• metaphysics for the mordant
• caterwaul from the culvert
• ballast tank for the subpar
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• runaway thresher at the puppy farm
• it's not just awful...it's god-awful
• maggoty morsels of misanthropy
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