More Red Meat...

• the telltale tickle of tape worms [1/27]
• gargling with the goulash [2/27]
• comedy as old and flaccid, yet still as funny as grandma's arm flaps [3/27]
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• the mellifluous milk of monotony
• panoramic pageant of poop
• minuscule flyspeck spatula
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• the unmistakable splatter of rotten mellons
• field guide to the underside
• face-down in the deep end
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