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Comics: All Characters

- All Characters
- Bug-Eyed Earl
- Clyde
- Don
- God
- Johnny Lemonhead
- Karen
- Ken
- Milkman Dan
- Mister Wally
- Mr. Bix
- Nick
- Papa Moai
- Priest
- Stubbo
- Ted Johnson
- Ted's Son
- Ted's Wife
- The Mailman
- The Old Cowboy

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fire hose ablutions 69
- Milkman Dan, Milkman Dan, ten years in the future
- Jul 25, 2023

slaughterhousekeeper 20
- Red Meat, Ted Johnson, company-wide layoffs
- May 23, 2023

middling notes of mirth 6
- Ted Johnson, Ted's Son, home security systems
- May 16, 2023

sunny side of the sarcophagus 5
- Red Meat, Bug-Eyed Earl, takin' up hiking
- May 9, 2023

clip-on hairball extensions 6
- Red Meat, Don, Ted Johnson, those rules we made
- May 2, 2023

malingering in your own musk 8
- Milkman Dan, in my office
- Apr 25, 2023

colorless croquettes for chromophobes
- Bug-Eyed Earl, like a bird's
- Apr 18, 2023

nematodes in your napery 9
- Mr. Bix, Ted's Son, your hand, your game
- Apr 11, 2023

standard-issue laugh rations 10
- Red Meat, Ted Johnson, Ted's Wife, centerpieces for my church luncheon
- Apr 4, 2023

riders on the longhorn shortbus 5
- The Old Cowboy, the whole load
- Mar 28, 2023

crumpled cardboard crescendo 7
- Red Meat, Bug-Eyed Earl, holes in the fronts
- Mar 21, 2023

leguminous potation collywobbles 6
- Red Meat, Ted Johnson, Ted's Son, unforeseen expenses
- Mar 7, 2023

silt-choked comedy nozzle 4
- Red Meat, Clyde, Ted Johnson, speaking of trims
- Feb 28, 2023

hogtied with velvet duct tape 7
- The Old Cowboy, a good campaign slogan
- Feb 21, 2023

carbon-based crapulence 13
- Red Meat, Ted Johnson, Ted's Son, new video game
- Feb 7, 2023

nourishing nectar nubbins 12
- Red Meat, Karen, Milkman Dan, those little snack cakes
- Jan 24, 2023

pocket-sized humor inhaler 5
- Ted Johnson, Ted's Wife, in that tub
- Jan 17, 2023

bastardry's bread basket 8
- Red Meat, Bug-Eyed Earl, them cats
- Jan 10, 2023

fast-acting panacea antidote 8
- Red Meat, Ted Johnson, Ted's Wife, NASA
- Jan 3, 2023

driftwood in your dungarees 7
- Red Meat, Mister Wally, Ted Johnson, custom tobacco
- Dec 27, 2022

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