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  • fungible stump ungent
  • fungible stump ungent

      I didn't get invited to no Thanksgiving dinners this year, so I figured I'll just do my own but I don't want to spend a bunch of money on it. I got me a box of instant mashed potatoes in the cupboard and I'll use some little grape jellies from the diner for cranberry sauce. And I figure that I can catch a nice fat pigeon down at the park for free.
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  • interminable sloth battle
  • interminable sloth battle

      KOFF!! For pete's sake, Ted...you've been coughing your head off all day. Please take a lozenge. I'll be fine, Honey. I just need to get all the phlegm up out of my... KOFF! Gkk! POP! On second thought, I will take one of those lozenges. A staple gun too, if you've got one handy.
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  • the staccato drone of orchestrated monotony
  • the staccato drone of orchestrated monotony

      I got a bunch of ideas for movies they could make. For one of them, this guy gets all shot up by some crooks, and the only part of him the doctors can save is his spine. So the spine has to go and get revenge on the crooks. I'd call it "Spinal Justice." Of course, they'd have to figure out a good special effects way so's the spine could hold a flame thrower.
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  • pencilnecks on the poop deck
  • pencilnecks on the poop deck

      Great. Just great. Now I have to go to the store at two in the mornin' and buy some more'a them little non-toxic glue sticks. After awhile you start to wonder what you ever did without 'em. It don't help none that they're so easy to carry in your pants pocket and they don't make a mess like white glue. I knew I should never have started eatin' them things.
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