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  • mustard mints for picnic breath
  • mustard mints for picnic breath

      No way I can go in to work today. I feel like a screaming pile of living crap that crawled up from hell itself. *SCREEEAAA!!* *SLITHER* *GAG!* Considering that I'm looking at an actual screaming pile of living crap that just now crawled up from hell, I might head on in.
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  • hell ride backseat driver
  • hell ride backseat driver

      Damn. The wife kicked me out of the house for awhile. You ever been married, Wally? Yep. Three times. I guess I never knew that. If you don't mind me asking, how come it never worked out? You know how it is... Being married to a chubby, balding man who suffers from chronic stress-triggered incontinence isn't a picnic for any woman. Tell me about it. I left quite a mess back at home. Thank god I still have gorgeous hair.
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  • dour dust mites of desolation
  • dour dust mites of desolation

      Gol' dang...it sure do get lonely out here in the wide open country. Mebbe I should git me into town for some friendly visitin'. Shoot. I reckon I ain't seen another soul for near two months. A feller could git a mite touched, keepin' his own company. Honestly, you needn't be so melodramatic. It's not as if you're at a loss for a pleasant, topical conversation. Shut up, you dang cow...or so help me, I'll slap you so hard your horns'll spin. Oh, right. But you'll talk to the chickens all day, no problem. That's right. Chickens ain't got no high an' mighty airs about Wagnerian opera bein' superior to the classic Broadway musical.
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