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Comics: Ted Johnson

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slaughterhousekeeper 20
- Red Meat, Ted Johnson, company-wide layoffs
- May 23, 2023

middling notes of mirth 6
- Ted Johnson, Ted's Son, home security systems
- May 16, 2023

clip-on hairball extensions 6
- Red Meat, Don, Ted Johnson, those rules we made
- May 2, 2023

standard-issue laugh rations 10
- Red Meat, Ted Johnson, Ted's Wife, centerpieces for my church luncheon
- Apr 4, 2023

leguminous potation collywobbles 6
- Red Meat, Ted Johnson, Ted's Son, unforeseen expenses
- Mar 7, 2023

silt-choked comedy nozzle 4
- Red Meat, Clyde, Ted Johnson, speaking of trims
- Feb 28, 2023

carbon-based crapulence 13
- Red Meat, Ted Johnson, Ted's Son, new video game
- Feb 7, 2023

pocket-sized humor inhaler 5
- Ted Johnson, Ted's Wife, in that tub
- Jan 17, 2023

fast-acting panacea antidote 8
- Red Meat, Ted Johnson, Ted's Wife, NASA
- Jan 3, 2023

driftwood in your dungarees 7
- Red Meat, Mister Wally, Ted Johnson, custom tobacco
- Dec 27, 2022

synchronized slapdashery 8
- Red Meat, Ted Johnson, Ted's Wife, safe word
- Dec 20, 2022

menially modulated mirth 7
- Red Meat, Ted Johnson, Ted's Wife, bathroom scale
- Dec 13, 2022

pint-sized pustular penumbra 4
- Ted Johnson, Ted's Son, meteor shower
- Nov 29, 2022

telltale sore on the lip of mirth 4
- Ted Johnson, Ted's Wife, getting into bed
- Nov 15, 2022

bloated groat soaking bowl 7
- Ted Johnson, Ted's Wife, comforting the kids
- Oct 25, 2022

hellish hail of molten mirth 8
- Ted Johnson, Ted's Wife, industrial grade liquid nitrogen
- Oct 18, 2022

proctological sunshine extractor 3
- Ted Johnson, blowgun darts in your spinal column
- Oct 4, 2022

hand-hewn from fossilized pap 6
- Ted Johnson, Ted's Son, special effects
- Sep 27, 2022

moist sod for your hogan 7
- Ted Johnson, Ted's Son, can I get a tattoo
- Aug 23, 2022

match-lit humor repellant coil 5
- Mister Wally, Ted Johnson, wait for the rain
- Aug 2, 2022

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