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Comics,
Red Meat
Sep 7, 2021
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By Max Cannon
- Another drab morning at work. I'd go sit at my desk, but I don't even care anymore. You've been weird lately. You ever try antidepressants? I'm on the highest dosage. I think that's why I can't feel anything—good or bad. Sounds like you and I are both in the same boat. Oh. So you're taking them, too? Ha! Nope. I'm just one of the lucky bastards that just never gave a crap in the first place.
- Tags: Red Meat, Johnny Lemonhead, antidepressants
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Comics,
Red Meat
Oct 15, 2013
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Comics,
Red Meat
Jun 17, 2014
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By Max Cannon
- Hey, Papa Moai... did those flyers you asked me to put up all over town every help you find that missing cat? Well, let's just say that I received a large number of "helpful" phone calls. I don't get it. They couldn't have been very helpful if you never found your cat. I have never owned a cat, William. However, my fur jacket is nearly complete. Would you care for some delicious paté on a water cracker? I make it myself.
- Tags: Papa Moai, Ted's Son
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Comics,
Red Meat
Oct 22, 2013
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Newsfinger,
Jun 4, 2014
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Comics,
Red Meat
May 13, 2014
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By Max Cannon
- Hi. I'm here about the job you advertised in the newspaper for a nighttime stock boy. I see. So, do you have any prior experience as a retail manager? Umm... no, not really. I'm just here about the stock boy job. Can you manage a staff of twenty to forty people? No. Why are you asking me all these questions that don't have anything to do with the #@!! stock boy job? I just need to make sure you weren't after my job. You have no idea of how close you just came to ending up in the trunk of my Hyundai.
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Comics,
Red Meat
Oct 29, 2013
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Comics,
Red Meat
Sep 10, 2013
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Comics,
Red Meat
Nov 25, 1996
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Red Meat
Jun 24, 1996
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Red Meat
Jul 16, 2013
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