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- Comics, Red Meat Sep 7, 2021
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mirth's returns counter
- Another drab morning at work. I'd go sit at my desk, but I don't even care anymore. You've been weird lately. You ever try antidepressants? I'm on the highest dosage. I think that's why I can't feel anything—good or bad. Sounds like you and I are both in the same boat. Oh. So you're taking them, too? Ha! Nope. I'm just one of the lucky bastards that just never gave a crap in the first place.
- Comics, Red Meat Oct 15, 2013
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wrinkly radicchio of ruefulness
- Comics, Red Meat Jun 17, 2014
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ransacked repository of rapture
- Hey, Papa Moai... did those flyers you asked me to put up all over town every help you find that missing cat? Well, let's just say that I received a large number of "helpful" phone calls. I don't get it. They couldn't have been very helpful if you never found your cat. I have never owned a cat, William. However, my fur jacket is nearly complete. Would you care for some delicious paté on a water cracker? I make it myself.
- Comics, Red Meat Oct 22, 2013
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pinking shear tracheotomy
- Newsfinger, Jun 4, 2014
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