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Re: “ineluctable bile duct gusher

I'm sure you'll fit right in working in my school cafeteria.

Posted by Deleted User on 06/25/2019 at 10:27 PM

Re: “lukewarm juices with no excuses

I found Ted's shed on airbnb.

4 likes, 3 dislikes
Posted by Deleted User on 06/18/2019 at 10:47 PM

Re: “honey wagon hayride

It's like me and my buddy, goofing around with a chain saw and nail gun.

8 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Deleted User on 06/11/2019 at 7:11 AM

Re: “bubbling bilge pump bisque

Make it five dollars and you can throw grapefruit.

2 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Deleted User on 06/04/2019 at 7:19 AM

Re: “scraping the roe from the slit open belly of comedy

Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp tastin' man

6 likes, 3 dislikes
Posted by Deleted User on 05/28/2019 at 9:43 PM

Re: “strapped in on the shortbus

Kittens tend to rip up the pages. Use puppies instead.

3 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Deleted User on 05/21/2019 at 7:01 AM

Re: “food for thoughtlessness

Maybe it's your homemade sunscreen: blended butter and cottage cheese.

7 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Deleted User on 05/14/2019 at 6:46 AM

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