Leopara Bates 
Member since Jul 15, 2014


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Re: “interchangeable humor prosthetic

@JCfromNC we call it 'improvisional grazing'

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Posted by Leopara Bates on 12/30/2014 at 6:21 PM

Re: “fresh linens for comedy bedsores

TMI LOL

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Posted by Leopara Bates on 12/09/2014 at 6:38 PM

Re: “festering furrows of failure

this seems remarkably similar to another one with these 2 characters....either that or i'm having deja vous.

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Posted by Leopara Bates on 07/15/2014 at 5:08 PM

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      • Greetings, Ted. I have just returned from the fourth dimension, and I did what you asked. Wow. Thanks, Papa Moai. However I must warn you that altering events in the time-stream often results in certain "complications." Who cares? Just as long as I win that big state lottery next week. You will. But there's a catch. Well... don't keep me in suspense. What? Who knows? It'll be a surprise. I always make sure to step on a butterfly when I time travel, just to keep things spiced-up.
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