Greetings, Ted. I have just returned from the fourth dimension, and I did what you asked. Wow. Thanks, Papa Moai. However I must warn you that altering events in the time-stream often results in certain "complications." Who cares? Just as long as I win that big state lottery next week. You will. But there's a catch. Well... don't keep me in suspense. What? Who knows? It'll be a surprise. I always make sure to step on a butterfly when I time travel, just to keep things spiced-up.
Argh. It's after midnight and I can't sleep until I figure out where those ungodly noises and foul stench are coming from. A badger must've gotten into the house somehow. Upon further reflection, I might have set that microwave popcorn on five hours instead of five minutes earlier tonight.
