Bruce Hutchins 
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Re: “remorseless retailer of the retrograde

Whoa! Many cats have feelings too!

Posted by Bruce Hutchins on 07/02/2015 at 2:24 PM

Re: “remorseless retailer of the retrograde

Cats have feelings, too!

Posted by Bruce Hutchins on 07/02/2015 at 2:24 PM

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      • Whenever I would complain as a kid, my mom used'ta says, "Earl, just be grateful that you don't got the polio." Then I did end up gettin' the polio. Man, you should'a heard me complain after that.
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      • You might want to think about it before you buy any of them red licorice whips. First of all, they don't taste anything like licorice. Secondly, they just don't work. Not like a real whip.
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      • Mom! I don't like these pants you got for me. They're the color of poop and the fabric is kind of itchy on my legs. Whoa, kid. Here in the Mirror-World, you ain't playing to win unless you're sporting a scratchy pair of diarrhea-brown slacks. Then these look good on me? Nah. Everything here is backwards. In your realm... better prepare to be a social pariah.
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