Say, champ... what say we head to the front yard and give our brand new gifts a spin? Can't we go try 'em in the back yard instead? Don't tell me you're afraid of what the neighbors will think. I'd say somebody in this room needs to 'man-up' a little. I don't think that all the macho posturing in the world will compensate for two guys wet-nursing life-size plastic baby dolls out in front of the carport on Christmas morning. You won't even care once that battery-op suction pump locks onto your nipple, son.
Well, Doc... if the examination is over, is it okay if I put my clothes back on? Not just yet, Johnny. I need to take a few more pictures. You already took a bunch, and I'm starting to wonder what kind of doctor would need photos of a patient naked. Take it easy, man. Who said anything about me being a doctor? I run an adult web site featuring nude freaks. Oh. Well that would explain why your receptionist was drinking a beer and wearing a purple latex zipper mask.
