Bob Keyhole Peters 
Member since Dec 28, 2015


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    • confessions of a hypoplasic cerebrum
    • confessions of a hypoplasic cerebrum

      • Hey, Papa Moai. My dad and mom wanted me to come and see if you need a coat, since it's s'posed to be freezing out tonight. Absurb. I require no artificial protection. An interdimensional being like myself is impervious to all the elements. I have basked in the heart of the supernova, and lolled in the subzero of deep space. I guess you'll be okay, then. My parents just thought you looked a little chilly out here in the front yard. No, I'm good.
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    • gelatinous globules of glee
    • gelatinous globules of glee

      • I must be dreaming, Milkman Dan. We haven't had one single complaint about you from any customers in over a week. I've been taking steps, sir. You see, I finally realized that at this stage of my career, it was high time I started thinking more seriously about my legacy. Very admirable. I'm glad to hear that you want to be remembered by all as an exemplary milkman. Haha! Like that would ever happen. I was referring to my legacy as a serial kidnapper. The 'missing' don't call with complaints. Especially not if they expect more gruel lowered down into that old mine shaft.
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