Lactose Intolerant 
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Re: “scented aspirin for perfume headaches

Its not just an adventure, its a date.

2 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by Lactose Intolerant on 03/26/2019 at 7:58 AM

Re: “perdition's pemmican pouch

"JUSY" is the accepted way to say that word in several counties in South Carolina. The priest is just being inclusive.

Posted by Lactose Intolerant on 03/12/2019 at 8:38 PM

Re: “undergrid brown out

Rick, what a dick. You are the first libtard to include politics in a comment that I can remember. It is cleaver entertainment and humor not a platform. Go take a knee and a dump and sit down quickly. .

5 likes, 16 dislikes
Posted by Lactose Intolerant on 02/14/2019 at 9:19 AM

Re: “the catsup bottle in your wine rack

Ted, it is murder one bite at a time. End result the same as any other murder, but no indictments on this type, Don't sign any insurance papers. Become anorexic and live.

Posted by Lactose Intolerant on 01/08/2019 at 10:09 AM

Re: “leaky humorous waste containment cannister

I wonder if Ted makes his sugar cookies like my Grandma? She used lard and they were wonderful. If you have a three layer Christmas where do you put the tree?

1 like, 1 dislike
Posted by Lactose Intolerant on 11/20/2018 at 9:52 AM

Re: “baptism of fiber

Clyde is a classy guy. No spray and pray for him. Always thinking about the other person. We should all take a lesson and learn to be contained in our afflictions.

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Posted by Lactose Intolerant on 10/23/2018 at 10:27 AM

Re: “hand-pumped silt from the once-rich wellspring of humor

"Teacher" Dan is giving the kids on his route a first rate education in the realities of life as we know it. When Karen is stocked as an adult do you think she will allow witnesses to see what she does? Do you think she will ever confide an illegal act to another person and give them power over her? I think not. She will remember the Idaho three S's. Shot, Shovel, and Shut the F***-up. Invaluable knowledge, Best gained as a kid before the age of 18.

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Posted by Lactose Intolerant on 09/18/2018 at 9:11 PM

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