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    • galvanized giggle garrote
    • galvanized giggle garrote

      • Holy cats... I planted so many new shrubs, trees, flowers and succulents this year that I just can't keep up with the waterin'. I'm practically killing myself, just to keep all them darn plants watered. I must've lost fifteen pounds from all this exercise. Of course, now that I really stop to think about it, I prob'ly shouldn't of planted 'em all in hangin' buckets up on a radio tower.
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    • beelzebub's bath scrub
    • beelzebub's bath scrub

      • Considerin' how the economy's been lately, I guess I prob'ly shouldn't be askin' for a raise at my night shift job at the city zoo. I'm barely makin' it now on what they're payin' me... even with the li'l extra I been makin' on the side. Oh well. Guess I'll just have'ta start the biddin' a little higher on all of my online penguin auctions from now on.
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