I been hangin' out in the park all mornin' because my landlord is havin' the whole apartment complex sprayed for termites. I managed to smuggle their queen to safety, though. I got her tucked right here in my front shirt pocket. I'm bettin' she'll probably make me a knight for this.
I got a feelin' today is gonna be a way better day than yesterday was. For starters, no laser sights on my center mass and police screamin', "Take that ball gag off the clown and drop the flare gun!"
