I been hangin' out in the park all mornin' because my landlord is havin' the whole apartment complex sprayed for termites. I managed to smuggle their queen to safety, though. I got her tucked right here in my front shirt pocket. I'm bettin' she'll probably make me a knight for this.
Whenever I would complain as a kid, my mom used'ta says, "Earl, just be grateful that you don't got the polio." Then I did end up gettin' the polio. Man, you should'a heard me complain after that.
Re: “gelatin flooring for your wiggle room”
Oh my goodness! I had no idea this strip was running again! I've missed Earl SOOoooo much!