Ric Burger 
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Re: “food for thoughtlessness

In your case, they can also hear you being nekkid.

2 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Ric Burger on 05/15/2019 at 9:09 AM

Re: “blister juice spritzer

I'm abrade so.

4 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Ric Burger on 05/08/2019 at 8:58 AM

Re: “rock-hard abdominal cramps

Sanctuary!

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Posted by Ric Burger on 04/03/2019 at 11:01 AM

Re: “scented aspirin for perfume headaches

"He's talking to Davey - who's still in the navy - and probably will be for life".

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Posted by Ric Burger on 03/27/2019 at 9:04 AM

Re: “perdition's pemmican pouch

Just be glad he didn't bring up thongs. And I don't mean the underwear.

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Posted by Ric Burger on 03/14/2019 at 8:56 AM

Re: “firmly fastened to the milk sac of misanthropy

Mentholated Vaseline? That would be a real eye opener.

3 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Ric Burger on 03/06/2019 at 10:02 AM

Re: “hopped up on what you mopped up

As Emily Litella would say, why do the need to seal ducks?

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Posted by Ric Burger on 02/27/2019 at 10:24 AM

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