Hey, Milkman Dan. My mommy told me I had to thank you for those little snack cakes you brought by yesterday. Really? How'd you like them? I don't know. They tasted kind of weird, but I guess they were okay. Glad you enjoyed them, Karen. Personally, I don't understand why they'd call them 'sanitizing deodorant cakes.' I just can't imagine that they taste anything like cake. I hate you, Milkman Dan.
O Lord... lend your divine hand so we can teach our school children that you created this Earth, and all life on it, 5,000 years ago. BAP! You earned that one, bud. You were spewing some major dumb ass crap there for a sec.
