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Re: “hand-cranked pigeon juicer”
It sounds like a superhero origin story. Milkman Dan had better watch out...
Posted by
smiling_bob
on 01/29/2021 at 2:56 PM
Re: “universal humor solvent”
Ted needs his latex suit. I've heard about what goes on in Amsterdam and a little protection might be in order...
Posted by
smiling_bob
on 01/29/2021 at 2:54 PM
Re: “candlelight bath in the aftermath”
As long as they are not Reeses Pieces. Ever the cursed dimension has standards...
Posted by
smiling_bob
on 01/29/2021 at 2:50 PM
Re: “humming hive of the half-hearted”
'It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again'
Posted by
smiling_bob
on 04/27/2018 at 8:10 PM
Re: “dockside scrod barrage”
Nothing quite like getting busy in a pile of metal shavings down at the local machine shop...
Posted by
smiling_bob
on 04/27/2018 at 8:07 PM
Re: “oily shavings from the humor grindery”
It's not the fall the gits em, its the sudden stop at the end...
Posted by
smiling_bob
on 04/27/2018 at 8:04 PM
Re: “jaundiced jeers of jubilation”
Wasps are just as effective for clearing a crowd and they cause less damage to the item you want to buy. Pro tip.