Max, I gots ta KNOW. Where do these things go after they pass beyond "the back cracked wall of the Meat Locker" which I just hit?
I know -- buy a book, buy all three!
I know -- hit PayPal....that, I will do, after 30 years (yep, been coming buy schlorping 'em up for free and posting them to friends for about that long. I don't remember whether I first encountered them in print at the Dallas Observer, or was it a Dallas publication called The Met?
It's kind of amazing how well the web-design has withstood the test of time -- and the sharpness of the humor is entirely undiminished. Sure wish I could surf 25 years of these -- but, fair's fair. Anyway, if you're reading this, THANKS!
My girlfriend keeps buggin' me to move in together, but every time she comes over she complains about my apartment. For instance...she don't like the bunch of life-size human embryo sculptures that I carved out of bars of hand soap. Or the bathtub full of ketchup they're floatin' in.
Re: “sizeable sip from the sputum spigot”
Max, I gots ta KNOW. Where do these things go after they pass beyond "the back cracked wall of the Meat Locker" which I just hit?
I know -- buy a book, buy all three!
I know -- hit PayPal....that, I will do, after 30 years (yep, been coming buy schlorping 'em up for free and posting them to friends for about that long. I don't remember whether I first encountered them in print at the Dallas Observer, or was it a Dallas publication called The Met?
It's kind of amazing how well the web-design has withstood the test of time -- and the sharpness of the humor is entirely undiminished. Sure wish I could surf 25 years of these -- but, fair's fair. Anyway, if you're reading this, THANKS!