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Re: “malingering in your own musk

And if that finger necklace fails/
I'm gonna fill their cartons with rotten snails

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Posted by Deleted User on 09/19/2017 at 5:39 PM

Re: “colorless croquettes for chromophobes

No pain, no gain. Just plenty of ligament strain.

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Posted by Deleted User on 09/12/2017 at 10:11 PM

Re: “nematodes in your napery

I always carry a spare hand just for situations like this. I found it in the park.

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Posted by Deleted User on 09/05/2017 at 10:07 PM

Re: “standard-issue laugh rations

We'll sing some sea chantys, like "Sailing, sailing, o'er the briny main."

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Posted by Deleted User on 08/30/2017 at 8:35 PM

Re: “riders on the longhorn shortbus

If only my memories of standing in a corral smelled as sweet.

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Posted by Deleted User on 08/22/2017 at 9:24 PM

Re: “crumpling cardboard crescendo

Finally! A relief from the purple nurple syndrome.

Posted by Deleted User on 08/15/2017 at 7:32 AM

Re: “leguminous potation collywobbles

Time to deploy the LEGO Bat-signal.

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Posted by Deleted User on 08/08/2017 at 9:29 PM

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