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Re: “filigreed flotsam of fanciness

I'm Earl Scheib! I can make that man leave for just $19.99!

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Posted by Deleted User on 05/22/2018 at 6:16 PM

Re: “skittering in your underbrush

It might be so bad if Earl wasnt humming that creepy Police song while hes there.

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Posted by Deleted User on 05/15/2018 at 9:54 AM

Re: “heat-and-serve nihilism

I thought Dan's fundraiser was a smashing success. Although the game "pick a gerbil" from the life-size replica of Richard Gere's ass may have been over the top.

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Posted by Deleted User on 05/09/2018 at 10:08 PM

Re: “pumice patch on the slip-n-slide

That doesn't match up to flailing around like a mad cow at Wendys.

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Posted by Deleted User on 05/01/2018 at 7:38 PM

Re: “humming hive of the half-hearted

Leopard print tights should take care of that problem.

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Posted by Deleted User on 04/24/2018 at 4:43 AM

Re: “headfirst into the hobart

Would a ride on the crosstown bus fix my deviated septum?

4 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Deleted User on 04/18/2018 at 1:25 PM

Re: “tramp steamer in your soup kitchen

Don't forget the ten-feet tall paisley policemen who approach, firing exploding daisies from their fingertips.

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Posted by Deleted User on 04/11/2018 at 11:02 PM

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