Hi, Wally. The wife and I were curious what you were doing for the holidays this year. Sitting at home alone. Hey, don't do that. We'd love to have you come spend some time with us. Ha! No way, Ted. Seriously...? Why not? Because you'd chain me to a pipe in your attic where I'd languish for weeks in my own filth, subsisting on insects and paint chips until you finally wearied of my mewling pleas. Ah, yes... I forgot. You spent the holidays with us last year.
