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Re: “pocket-sized humor inhaler

Oh dat crawfish, oh dat crawfish. If I could only get my wish, it would be fo mo of dat crawfish...

3 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by groveler on 06/29/2017 at 3:42 PM

Re: “zeitgeist scheiss geyser

Warren Zevon beat him to it.

"Grandpa pissed his pants again, he don't give a damn.
Brother Billy has both guns drawn, he ain't been right since Vietnam..."

10 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by groveler on 02/15/2017 at 12:59 PM

Re: “moldering molecules of mirth

Hi kudda whorn et wush tock yike heh nusteh schinush infekun deh.

Posted by groveler on 11/28/2016 at 10:58 PM

Re: “forcible foray into fecklessness

How could Ted even dream of making a hula with ribs. Everyone knows that what skirt steaks are for.

14 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by groveler on 10/11/2016 at 4:32 AM

Re: “the rubbery roe of regret

But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?

4 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by groveler on 10/09/2016 at 11:11 AM

Re: “sputtering squib of the squandered

Meat loaf, America's favorite red roughage.

8 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by groveler on 09/27/2016 at 4:29 PM

Re: “spittle-specked pulpit of pith

The best thing since sliced milk...

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Posted by groveler on 09/20/2016 at 9:57 AM

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