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Re: “baptism of fiber

Um, Clyde -- don't worry about returning those waders. No, really, you keep them. My treat.

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Posted by JCfromNC on 10/24/2018 at 4:30 AM

Re: “nibbling at the nubs of nihilism

I admire the kids for committing to their role.

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Posted by JCfromNC on 10/18/2018 at 1:38 AM

Re: “tramp steamer in your soup kitchen

I'm beginning to think Milkman Dan and Team Fortress' The Pyro are the same guy...

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Posted by JCfromNC on 04/11/2018 at 11:36 PM

Re: “new uses for spent juices

A shotgun is the traditional birding weapon, but it's a bit rough on your interior walls. Plus there's all the blood and feathers to clean up afterwards. As Lactose said, best to just open the door and encourage it to find its way back outside.

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Posted by JCfromNC on 04/05/2018 at 4:10 AM

Re: “rainbow-flecked mandrill mulch

I think I've seen Earl's chest, so I'm pretty sure if he was naked the driver (and passengers) would have been willing to pay way more than a quarter.

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Posted by JCfromNC on 01/10/2018 at 5:27 AM

Re: “makeshift manubrial miter box

And as everyone knows, if you do it two years in a row, it's Tradition and you have to do it every year thereafter.

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Posted by JCfromNC on 12/13/2017 at 4:04 AM

Re: “dockside scrod barrage

I think he's been listening to Allen Sherman's "Eight Foot Two, Solid Blue" before bedtime (it's a song about a Martian looking for his girlfriend).

"Her steering wheel has sex appeal
Her evening gown is stainless steel
Has anybody seen my gal?"

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Posted by JCfromNC on 12/06/2017 at 5:09 AM

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