Recent Comments
Re: “new uses for spent juices”
A shotgun is the traditional birding weapon, but it's a bit rough on your interior walls. Plus there's all the blood and feathers to clean up afterwards. As Lactose said, best to just open the door and encourage it to find its way back outside.
Re: “rainbow-flecked mandrill mulch”
I think I've seen Earl's chest, so I'm pretty sure if he was naked the driver (and passengers) would have been willing to pay way more than a quarter.
Re: “makeshift manubrial miter box”
And as everyone knows, if you do it two years in a row, it's Tradition and you have to do it every year thereafter.
Re: “dockside scrod barrage”
I think he's been listening to Allen Sherman's "Eight Foot Two, Solid Blue" before bedtime (it's a song about a Martian looking for his girlfriend).
"Her steering wheel has sex appeal
Her evening gown is stainless steel
Has anybody seen my gal?"
Re: “alpha poodle in the wolf pack”
Just...just how high *is* that diving board?
Re: “plastic footwear stench incubator”
"Since RadioShack filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy Feb. 5, 2015, a closed sign woulda worked."
Except bankruptcy=/=closed. Radio Shack is still in business, bankruptcy is just a way for businesses with too much debt to restructure their finances. Heck, there's still a store open near me.
Re: “tramp steamer in your soup kitchen”
I'm beginning to think Milkman Dan and Team Fortress' The Pyro are the same guy...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3…