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Re: “trouser mite pleat infestation

Oh, come on, Ted's Wife -- a little roleplay can help spice up a marriage. It's not a lot to ask.

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Posted by JCfromNC on 01/22/2019 at 5:09 AM

Re: “non-skid trouser kickplate

"Those blackeyed peas? They tasted alright to me, Earl.
You feeling weak? Why don't you lay down and sleep, Earl?
Ain't it dark, wrapped up in that tarp, Earl?"

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Posted by JCfromNC on 12/26/2018 at 2:47 AM

Re: “autopsy-turvy

Well, as long as they don't give them cooties...

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Posted by JCfromNC on 12/21/2018 at 1:20 AM

Re: “baptism of fiber

Um, Clyde -- don't worry about returning those waders. No, really, you keep them. My treat.

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Posted by JCfromNC on 10/24/2018 at 4:30 AM

Re: “nibbling at the nubs of nihilism

I admire the kids for committing to their role.

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Posted by JCfromNC on 10/18/2018 at 1:38 AM

Re: “tramp steamer in your soup kitchen

I'm beginning to think Milkman Dan and Team Fortress' The Pyro are the same guy...

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Posted by JCfromNC on 04/11/2018 at 11:36 PM

Re: “new uses for spent juices

A shotgun is the traditional birding weapon, but it's a bit rough on your interior walls. Plus there's all the blood and feathers to clean up afterwards. As Lactose said, best to just open the door and encourage it to find its way back outside.

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Posted by JCfromNC on 04/05/2018 at 4:10 AM

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