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Re: “plastic footwear stench incubator”
Well, *of course* they did. That's probably where Ted bought most of the parts. It was just a matter of putting two and two together and coming up with "robot apocalypse incoming."
Re: “a hearty tug on mediocrity's milk-teat”
I went through the whole archive back when I first found the website -- there's a lot of repeats in there.
Re: “tarlike tidbits on the floor mat of futility”
Well, obviously he got them from someone who believes very strongly in their right to arm bears.
Re: “interchangeable humor prosthetic”
I've played that game! Except I called it "single and too broke to go shopping, so let's see what I can scavenge."
Admittedly, that name's a bit long to catch on.
Re: “fresh linens for comedy bedsores”
Questioning? Not at all -- as I said, I don't know and I don't want to find out, because I find the smell pretty unpleasant after eating it just for one meal.
Re: “fresh linens for comedy bedsores”
I'm not actually sure that eating asparagus for a month would make a difference in how strongly your pee smells, but I'm not sure I want to try the experiment, considering how much of a difference it makes when I eat just one serving.
Re: “plastic footwear stench incubator”
"Since RadioShack filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy Feb. 5, 2015, a closed sign woulda worked."
Except bankruptcy=/=closed. Radio Shack is still in business, bankruptcy is just a way for businesses with too much debt to restructure their finances. Heck, there's still a store open near me.