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Re: “plastic footwear stench incubator

"Since RadioShack filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy Feb. 5, 2015, a closed sign woulda worked."

Except bankruptcy=/=closed. Radio Shack is still in business, bankruptcy is just a way for businesses with too much debt to restructure their finances. Heck, there's still a store open near me.

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Posted by JCfromNC on 06/29/2016 at 2:40 AM

Re: “plastic footwear stench incubator

Well, *of course* they did. That's probably where Ted bought most of the parts. It was just a matter of putting two and two together and coming up with "robot apocalypse incoming."

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Posted by JCfromNC on 06/28/2016 at 1:18 AM

Re: “a hearty tug on mediocrity's milk-teat

I went through the whole archive back when I first found the website -- there's a lot of repeats in there.

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Posted by JCfromNC on 06/24/2016 at 4:06 AM

Re: “tarlike tidbits on the floor mat of futility

Well, obviously he got them from someone who believes very strongly in their right to arm bears.

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Posted by JCfromNC on 02/18/2015 at 1:52 AM

Re: “interchangeable humor prosthetic

I've played that game! Except I called it "single and too broke to go shopping, so let's see what I can scavenge."

Admittedly, that name's a bit long to catch on.

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Posted by JCfromNC on 12/30/2014 at 2:25 AM

Re: “fresh linens for comedy bedsores

Questioning? Not at all -- as I said, I don't know and I don't want to find out, because I find the smell pretty unpleasant after eating it just for one meal.

Posted by JCfromNC on 12/12/2014 at 1:43 AM

Re: “fresh linens for comedy bedsores

I'm not actually sure that eating asparagus for a month would make a difference in how strongly your pee smells, but I'm not sure I want to try the experiment, considering how much of a difference it makes when I eat just one serving.

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Posted by JCfromNC on 12/09/2014 at 3:10 AM

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