Recent Comments
Re: “non-skid trouser kickplate”
"Those blackeyed peas? They tasted alright to me, Earl.
You feeling weak? Why don't you lay down and sleep, Earl?
Ain't it dark, wrapped up in that tarp, Earl?"
Re: “autopsy-turvy”
Well, as long as they don't give them cooties...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_he1HiLy0…
Re: “baptism of fiber”
Um, Clyde -- don't worry about returning those waders. No, really, you keep them. My treat.
Re: “nibbling at the nubs of nihilism”
I admire the kids for committing to their role.
Re: “tramp steamer in your soup kitchen”
I'm beginning to think Milkman Dan and Team Fortress' The Pyro are the same guy...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3…
Re: “new uses for spent juices”
A shotgun is the traditional birding weapon, but it's a bit rough on your interior walls. Plus there's all the blood and feathers to clean up afterwards. As Lactose said, best to just open the door and encourage it to find its way back outside.
Re: “trouser mite pleat infestation”
Oh, come on, Ted's Wife -- a little roleplay can help spice up a marriage. It's not a lot to ask.