I got me a resume, an agent and some nice professional photos of myself. Now there's only one thing standin' between me and my new career as the next top male supermodel. ... Stark, cold reality.
My girlfriend told me my skin ain't lookin' too good, so she gave me a big jar of her exfoliatin' skin scrub beauty creme. I been usin' the stuff for about a month now, and it seems to work pretty good. Got a bunch of the skin off my legs already... but these oozin' sores are startin' to ruin all my good pants.
