Johnny Wendigo 
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Re: “pecking order puncture wounds

We should have dumped all the pale faces in the ocean when we had a chance but we'll be happy now to just watch the Donald put up the big wall, dump the messy-cans druggies and illegals over back home and toss the muslim throat cutters back to the shit holes they came from...

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Posted by Johnny Wendigo on 04/08/2016 at 7:05 PM

Re: “dour dust mites of desolation

Remember, in corridas, they never use cows...because the cows go straight for the matador and they "mata" the "dor"...so watch out, cowboy!

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Posted by Johnny Wendigo on 02/17/2016 at 11:36 PM

Re: “seven layer sodium cake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyp13Q6dQj…

LITTLE QUEENIE!

I got lumps in my throat
When I saw her comin' down the aisle
I got the wiggles in my knees
When she looked at me and sweetly smiled
There she is again
Standin' over by the record machine
Looking like a model
On the cover of a magazine
She's too cute to be a minute over seventeen

Meanwhile I was thinkin'

If she's in the mood no need to break it
I got the chance and I oughta take it
If she can dance we can make it
C'mon queenie let's shake it

Go, go, go, little queenie
Go, go, go, little queenie
Go, go, go, little queenie

Tell me who's the queen
Standin' over by the record machine
Looking like a model
On the cover of a magazine
She's too cute to be a minute over seventeen

Meanwhile, I was still thinkin'
If it's a slow song, we'll omit it
If it's a rocker, then we'll get it
And if it's good, she'll admit it
C'mon queenie, let's get with it

Go, go, go, little queenie
Go, go, go, little queenie
Go, go, go, little queenie

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Posted by Johnny Wendigo on 11/10/2015 at 8:48 PM

Re: “seven layer sodium cake

A tenting of the apartment four times a year! The second year, a sure building collapse from structural failure! Collecting $100,000 from the homeowner insurance...

Posted by Johnny Wendigo on 11/10/2015 at 8:44 PM

Re: “cumbersome curds of contrivance

Rubber suits make you safe from hepatitis...however there is that pesky gangrene itchy thingy...

Posted by Johnny Wendigo on 10/06/2015 at 8:40 AM

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