I got a feelin' today is gonna be a way better day than yesterday was. For starters, no laser sights on my center mass and police screamin', "Take that ball gag off the clown and drop the flare gun!"
I saw this one history show last night about China. Turns out that archaeologists dug up thousands of warriors made outta fired clay. I ain't too worried about it, though. I spent the whole day training my ceramic clown collection in hand-to-hand combat.
