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Re: “baptism of fiber

Clyde is a classy guy. No spray and pray for him. Always thinking about the other person. We should all take a lesson and learn to be contained in our afflictions.

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Posted by Lactose Intolerant on 10/23/2018 at 10:27 AM

Re: “hand-pumped silt from the once-rich wellspring of humor

"Teacher" Dan is giving the kids on his route a first rate education in the realities of life as we know it. When Karen is stocked as an adult do you think she will allow witnesses to see what she does? Do you think she will ever confide an illegal act to another person and give them power over her? I think not. She will remember the Idaho three S's. Shot, Shovel, and Shut the F***-up. Invaluable knowledge, Best gained as a kid before the age of 18.

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Posted by Lactose Intolerant on 09/18/2018 at 9:11 PM

Re: “moldering morsels for thought

This cartoon was funny the first time it came out. Luckily, it is still funny the second time. Classics endure forever. I hope to live to see it a third time.

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Posted by Lactose Intolerant on 08/29/2018 at 4:27 AM

Re: “feckless forays into the futile

I have always pictured the location for Red Meat in Phoenix. It never occurred to me that it could be any other place except maybe Portland, but that is already taken. I have been to Phoenix, unfortunately, and I did not see anything resembling a beach or a body of water there. Now I have to completely get a new paradigm about where I mentally have all these rich, wonderful people residing. Damn, now I have to think again.

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Posted by Lactose Intolerant on 06/05/2018 at 6:55 PM

Re: “new uses for spent juices

Just because Ted is a SICKO does not mean he has to trigger the blood lust of killing little birds in the people that chose to comment on the cartoon. Just open a door and eventually it will get away on its own.

Why not comment on the fact his long suffering wife has no dryer other than the sun. That is truly sad.

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Posted by Lactose Intolerant on 04/03/2018 at 9:53 PM

Re: “one-way ticket to torpor

Here it comes! Ted will be the fall guy for some scandal that drove the old guy out. This cannot end well for the big guy. Better he should have jumped.

Will they let him wear his wet suit on Tuesdays?

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Posted by Lactose Intolerant on 03/22/2018 at 7:44 PM

Re: “oily shavings from the humor grindery

Kinda like dropping live turkeys to the crowd at Christmas. Unintended consequences happen all the time. Seals look like they are designed to be aerodynamic. Who knew?

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Posted by Lactose Intolerant on 03/06/2018 at 1:11 PM

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