Lactose Intolerant 
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Re: “feckless forays into the futile

I have always pictured the location for Red Meat in Phoenix. It never occurred to me that it could be any other place except maybe Portland, but that is already taken. I have been to Phoenix, unfortunately, and I did not see anything resembling a beach or a body of water there. Now I have to completely get a new paradigm about where I mentally have all these rich, wonderful people residing. Damn, now I have to think again.

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Posted by Lactose Intolerant on 06/05/2018 at 6:55 PM

Re: “new uses for spent juices

Just because Ted is a SICKO does not mean he has to trigger the blood lust of killing little birds in the people that chose to comment on the cartoon. Just open a door and eventually it will get away on its own.

Why not comment on the fact his long suffering wife has no dryer other than the sun. That is truly sad.

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Posted by Lactose Intolerant on 04/03/2018 at 9:53 PM

Re: “one-way ticket to torpor

Here it comes! Ted will be the fall guy for some scandal that drove the old guy out. This cannot end well for the big guy. Better he should have jumped.

Will they let him wear his wet suit on Tuesdays?

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Posted by Lactose Intolerant on 03/22/2018 at 7:44 PM

Re: “oily shavings from the humor grindery

Kinda like dropping live turkeys to the crowd at Christmas. Unintended consequences happen all the time. Seals look like they are designed to be aerodynamic. Who knew?

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Posted by Lactose Intolerant on 03/06/2018 at 1:11 PM

Re: “it's 'make your kid draw the comic strip or no TV' week

Kid speells and writes better thane i does. You passed the test its yours.

Posted by Lactose Intolerant on 02/06/2018 at 9:36 PM

Re: “the crinkley caress of crenulated crevice clips

Yes, thanks for continually coming up with product worthy of following for many years. Being clever must be a hard job. I have donated to show my appreciation. I still wonder what the Chinese owners of the restaurant I was eating at and reading the local alternative newspaper thought when I could not quit laughing when I discovered Red Meat .

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Posted by Lactose Intolerant on 01/02/2018 at 7:57 PM

Re: “fire hose ablutions

If that is what we are going to look like in the future then by all means spill all the beer. Better to go BACK to leisure suits.

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Posted by Lactose Intolerant on 11/01/2017 at 12:53 PM

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