Lactose Intolerant 
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Re: “fire hose ablutions

If that is what we are going to look like in the future then by all means spill all the beer. Better to go BACK to leisure suits.

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Posted by Lactose Intolerant on 11/01/2017 at 12:53 PM

Re: “slaughterhousekeeper

This the era of hiring not lay-offs. MSGCGA Make Sporting Goods Companies Great Again!

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Posted by Lactose Intolerant on 10/27/2017 at 7:32 PM

Re: “guttersnipe finishing school

Uni-brow, mouth breather and cigarette smoker. Could anything be lower than Earl than this guy? Go to the light on the other side so we do not have to pay your health bills when you are dying.

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Posted by Lactose Intolerant on 10/05/2017 at 7:05 PM

Re: “notarized decorum waiver

Earl must have been a federal employee at some point in his life.

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Posted by Lactose Intolerant on 04/18/2017 at 5:04 PM

Re: “gelatin flooring for your wiggle room

Being bug-eyed does not mean that his vision is not 20/20.

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Posted by Lactose Intolerant on 03/21/2017 at 8:21 PM

Re: “zeitgeist scheiss geyser

Wally was able to do number two in his pants without the slightest change in expression. A true performance artist at work. I wish I could duplicate that in my world. Yet, how can he brag about not using diapers when he so clearly needs them? His dry cleaning bills must be out of this world unless he uses disposable suits.

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Posted by Lactose Intolerant on 02/16/2017 at 3:16 PM

Re: “tinseled tabernacle of torpor

Cheap bastard. I bet he gave himself a present of a new rubber suit since his old one was too gross even for Ted.

Kid- can you spell emancipation?

Go for it!

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Posted by Lactose Intolerant on 12/14/2016 at 11:56 AM

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