Lord, it gives me great inspiration knowing that you created man in your own image. Then here's an interesting bit of trivia for you. I originally made the very first humans out of cookie dough. But you know how that goes. I was eating you guys faster than I could make new ones. Kind of puts a new spin on the whole communion wafer thing.
Honestly, Ted. When are you going to take all that rotting meat out of the bed of your pickup truck? It's really starting to stink up the entire neighborhood. I was thinking that I might let it fester for a little while longer, Sweetheart. Why? That stench is repulsive. What are you trying to prove? Nothing. But you've probably noticed that no one has asked me to help them move, or haul debris to the dump lately.
