Hey, Johnson... I need to borrow your electric pine cone trimmer for awhile. Yeah, hold on... I'll go get it. Damn, Ted... I was just joking around with you. Why the hell would anybody have an electric pine cone trimmer? I know what you mean, Don. The old gas-powered 'Pine Weasel P-391' gave you vastly superior lateral cone shaping control.
Re: “clip-on hairball extensions”
I shrunk a cashmere sweater to the size of Barbie clothing...I was never asked to do laundry again...